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goodie
12-06-2006, 04:56 PM
Why did the kid fall off his bike?

Because his Dad through a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash?

The pilot got hit in the head with a bread stick

Why did bruce Willis fall off his snow mobile?

He thought he was the milky bar kid

Why did the kid crash his skate board?

A lion ate him


that is all.

Barefoot
12-06-2006, 05:06 PM
comedy gold right there mate :p

goodie
12-06-2006, 05:08 PM
why did the kid crash his bike?

because he was trying to eat a bowl of casserole

Barefoot
12-06-2006, 05:12 PM
why did the girl fall off the swing?????????

because she had no arms.

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Fouros
12-06-2006, 05:32 PM
why did fouros groan




because of these lame Jokes :p

mozzy
12-06-2006, 05:47 PM
I dont think anyone here is right in the head LOL!!!!!!!

Jimmyb
12-06-2006, 07:04 PM
Two rhinos were walking across the desert.........One turned to the other and said "I keep thinking its tueday..."

thebigrig
12-06-2006, 08:05 PM
Why did the plane crash?.......Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the apple say to the tomato?......F**k off your a fruit.