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layback40 07-03-2013 01:31 PM

Just got this email & thought I would share it my friends on AJOR.
Now the question is ~ Who would be stupid enough to reply to it?
Something makes me think of one member who has certain powers that allows him to delete my posts, another is a GQ lover who has trouble working out what way a thermo fan should spin !!

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Sendt: 6. marts 2013 23:51
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My wife Violet and I Allen Large won 11.3M USD in a lottery 6-49 in July, 2010 and we have decided to donate the sum of 2M USD to you. Contact us via our personal email for more details (allvioelarge12@rogers.com) You can verify our story by visiting the web page below. http://www.ctvnews.ca/n-s-couple-giv...nings-1.570916

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walldog 07-03-2013 02:05 PM

Layback, you lucky b@stard, can I borrow 100k off ya?

bruggz351 07-03-2013 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by layback40 (Post 1363493)
Just got this email & thought I would share it my friends on AJOR.
Now the question is ~ Who would be stupid enough to reply to it?
Something makes me think of one member who has certain powers that allows him to delete my posts, another is a GQ lover who has trouble working out what way a thermo fan should spin !!

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My wife Violet and I Allen Large won 11.3M USD in a lottery 6-49 in July, 2010 and we have decided to donate the sum of 2M USD to you. Contact us via our personal email for more details (allvioelarge12@rogers.com) You can verify our story by visiting the web page below. http://www.ctvnews.ca/n-s-couple-giv...nings-1.570916

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:shock: OMG!! You lucky bugga...
:rolleyes:

layback40 07-03-2013 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by walldog (Post 1363505)
Layback, you lucky b@stard, can I borrow 100k off ya?

Tell ya wgat. You claim the $$$$$ & let me have 10% spotters fee !! OK ?;)
:monkey::monkey::monkey:

layback40 07-03-2013 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bruggz351 (Post 1363506)
:shock: OMG!! You lucky bugga...
:rolleyes:

Do you want me to forward the email to you ?? :confused::rolleyes::monkey::monkey::monkey:

layback40 07-03-2013 02:49 PM

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=a...ient=firefox-a

Wont be getting a brand new Jeep any time soon !!!
:(:(:(:(:(:rolleyes:PenguinPenguin:mad:

layback40 07-03-2013 02:53 PM

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death...What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

layback40 07-03-2013 03:04 PM

This morning I went to Centrelink to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Dads are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first cheques next Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!.


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