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Just got this email & thought I would share it my friends on AJOR.
Now the question is ~ Who would be stupid enough to reply to it? Something makes me think of one member who has certain powers that allows him to delete my posts, another is a GQ lover who has trouble working out what way a thermo fan should spin !! SV: [Mark this message as unread] [Delete this message] [Keep this message at the top of your inbox] 2:54 PM Reply ▼ Linda Nielsen, Jobpoint Add to contacts To Linda Nielsen, Jobpoint Fra: Linda Nielsen, Jobpoint Sendt: 6. marts 2013 23:51 Til: Linda Nielsen, Jobpoint Emne: My wife Violet and I Allen Large won 11.3M USD in a lottery 6-49 in July, 2010 and we have decided to donate the sum of 2M USD to you. Contact us via our personal email for more details (allvioelarge12@rogers.com) You can verify our story by visiting the web page below. http://www.ctvnews.ca/n-s-couple-giv...nings-1.570916 Co-ordinator: Linda |
Layback, you lucky b@stard, can I borrow 100k off ya?
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Wont be getting a brand new Jeep any time soon !!! :(:(:(:(:(:rolleyes:PenguinPenguin:mad: |
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death...What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. |
This morning I went to Centrelink to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Dads are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first cheques next Friday. Damn, this is a great country!. |
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