How tuff are Aussie blokes?

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  • bruggz351
    DetroitDemon
    • Jun 2009
    • 4796

    How tuff are Aussie blokes?

    How tough are Australian men??

    The scene is set

    - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.

    Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire,
    One from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.


    Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
    The night of tales begins...

    Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'


    Hansie from Seth Efrika (who typically can't stand to be bettered) said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today'

    Colin, the Tough Australian, remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.
    Last edited by Jimmyb; 01-07-2024, 10:24 AM.
  • blackie27
    Senior Newbie
    • Apr 2011
    • 70

    #2
    lmfao
    94 xj snorkel, 31" muddies, 3.5" lift

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    • Fat Chili
      BANNED AGAIN
      • Oct 2003
      • 3185

      #3
      Very good
      2000 TJ with stuff
      1949 Willy's CJ3A, with Koenig twin-stick dual output PTO - Project 'Farm Jeep'

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      • SteveT
        Full Flexer
        • Dec 2005
        • 637

        #4
        And a "smart" Aussie would be holding it in "Both Hand's" just to impress alittle bit more........Lol.......
        Good one..........

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        • layback40
          Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
          • Jan 2011
          • 13894

          #5
          Good one !!!!
          98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club

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          • anthonygubbin
            MonsterMoose
            • Feb 2010
            • 7116

            #6
            Yerr made me laugh. That will be one I forward to a few friends.

            Regards A
            Lay down with dogs and you will wake up with fleas; scratching the surface not treating the disease. Over 5'000 Club

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            • Hunno
              RubiconSlammer
              • Aug 2009
              • 1266

              #7
              If you want to put the cat amongst the pigeons, you could change to a Nissan Drive , a Toyota Driver & a Jeep Driver. Then stick it on other forums.
              I Hate it when the Voices in my head go silent...
              I never know what those F#<kers are planning...

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              • Banshee
                SwampDigger
                • Jul 2010
                • 3769

                #8
                Good one.

                Hunno: Then you'd have to lose the accented spelling, though...
                Jeeps: Lego for grownups!

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