Cmohr's signatures
 

I feel we need a new thread to capture all those crazy signature lines that Cmohr uses. So here's the current one:

Some Say

I invented the Underwater Toaster
and
In the right light, look like Steven Hawkings

Though actually that should read

Some Say

I invented the Underwater Toaster
and
When drunk, sound like Steven Hawkings

We can now store this thread until he comes up with a new one!

I'm slippery.......Like an Owl

AND

I swim like an Ostrich, and run like Seal.

Lamb Formosia!!!!!
We took our original recipe Formosia, picked out all the Duck, mixed in LAMB, left it in the sun for 3 Days and nights, and Pesto!! LAMB FORMOSIA...
(Health Warning:- Can cause liver failure)

And Indroducing Bacon Dashrally Rolls.....all the fun of Bacon Dashrally, but now in the convienence of Rolls...

Queenslands Only supplier of Mama's Homestyle Italian Garlic-Sugar

"It'sa not whata you Woulda expecteda Hey!!"

Available in 9% , 23% and NOW 82%.

Original Flavour - (may not actually taste original) , Low Fat, and Extra Salt flavours also available


Special Discounts for orders over 40,000KG's

I've invented a New Word....and by sheer coincidence, the word itself miraculiously rhymnes with what it describes.

Rhorange.

It means "rhymnes with Orange"

Finally poems about fruit will make more sense!!

eg:- "I can't think of a word that rhorange" or "You know! There is a word that rhorange, Thanks to cmohr!!"

Ibis Brand TUNA Smeads..
When you've got a hankering for Tuna Smeads, think Ibis.
(Two out of every Three Dixie Chicks prefer Ibis Brand TUNA Smeads over the other Leading Brands, Try them today)

I wonder what the ******** of AJOR is???


******** - Annual Net Usage Statistics..