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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem .



While they were there, the wife passed away.



The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150



or we can have her shipped back home for $5000.



The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.



The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"



The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead.



I just can’t take that chance!"