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Old 08-03-2012
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It was coming to the end of the day and sitting in his small, near deserted local pub in Mt. Isa, was an Aboriginal called Cactus.

He was having a few beers as usual when a short well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards Cactus and whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"

Cactus leaped up with fire in his eyes knocked the gay man off his stool and smacked the shit out of him. He dragged him out of the bar and left him bruised and battered in the car park

and returned to his seat at the bar.

Not entirely amazed at what just happened the barman quickly brought over another beer to Cactus and said, "I've never seen you react as badly as that before. What did he say to you?"

"I don't know," Cactus replied.. "Something about a job."
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