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5 star hangover:
You have a second heartbeat in your head.
Death seems pretty good right now.
You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up From the overwhelming glare of any light.
Rancid booze vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your shirt and making you dizzy.
You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust.
You don't give a shit either way.
Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you.
You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body.
Talking is not an option.
You look so pathetic.
You called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently.

After a late night at Jambo?