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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
> > He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle
> > of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer
> > her, a peanut fell in his ear.
> >
> > He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in
> > deeper.
> > He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
> > worried and decided to go to the hospital.
> > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
> > date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
> > could get the peanut out.
> >
> > The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
> > fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father
> > blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
> >
> > The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
> > that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and
> > said, "that's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going
> > to be when he grows older?"
> > The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"