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Old 17-12-2012
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The Yellow Bucket

A young girl started work in the local drugstore. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.

The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.

She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.

"Look," he said. "My regular customers are very discreet and don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom wont even be used.

The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "450".

The girl panicked. She called the owner on his cell phone and told him of her predicament.

"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.

She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes "!!!! she said "He's got one hanging there"....!

The boss said "Go back in and give him $4.50......................He's the Window cleaner"!!!!!!!
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