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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can
help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost
immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life
you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who
are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women
who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss
of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table
dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to
sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth
Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to
tell your friends that you love them (repeatedly).
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to
think you can sing.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better
looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as
many as you feel may benefit!

Now. just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz .
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