[anthonygubbin]

Hello, is this Miss Singleton? - Yes, it is.
Miss Singleton, this is John Smith, your tax accountant. I must inform you that your tax statement was rejected by the ATO...(Australian Tax Office.) They say that your salary and your possessions are Incompatible......Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewellery, vacations in Europe, etc.
Oh, and what can I do about it?
Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income, and I'll see what I can do with it at the ATO.
Very well Mr Smith. I am making a photocopy of it now, and I will fax it to you shortly.