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HOW WAS I BORN

A young boy says to his father, “How was I born”?
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway’.
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room
on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and
we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled
each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

‘You Got Male’.