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Old 23-04-2015
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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a parking Officers funeral, a voice from inside

screams, "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters

"Too f##king late pal, I've already done the paperwork" .
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