Whilst standing at the pub urinals my mate said "I bet that i've got a bigger cock than you".
I said "Ok, 50 quid says you aint".
He pulled out his 8 inch floppy and said "Ha ha, I f##king told ya".
To which I replied "That isn't bigger than me, i'm six foot you c#nt".
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