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Old 27-05-2015
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was telling my mate I had to dump my girlfriend now she was 16.

I carried on, "When we first got together she was 8."

He said, "You dirty f##king pervert. People like you should be locked up. I can't believe what you are telling me."

I said, "Mate, dress size is important."
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