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There was a court preceding. A man was bing prosecuted for double murder.

The judge said
'you are charged of beating your wife to death with a hammer'

Someone in the court shouted 'your bastard!'

The judge continued
'you are also charged with killing your mother-in-law'

The same person in the court shouted again,
'you dirty bastard!'

The judge look at the man shouting at said, 'sir, one more outburst and I will hold you in contempt'

The man replied, 'Im sorry your honour, but I've been his neighbour for 20 years and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he doesn't have one!'