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– Just about the same standard as in the average bonbon.



What did Adam say on Christmas night? "It's Christmas, Eve".

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve? Looks like rain, dear.

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime? Sandy Claus!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'?

Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel)

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you call Santa with no money? St. Nickel-less