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Old 20-01-2016
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My wife was abducted by a gang of kidnappers who were demanding ten grand for her return.
On the phone they said, "If you don't pay by 9am tomorrow morning Pat with a 12 inch cock will help himself to your wife."
I replied, "Put her on so I know you have her."
My wife came on, " Pay the ********ing bastards I beg you, but leave it till half past nine!!.."
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