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Old 08-11-2016
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During work Mike and John are chatting,

Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week."
John: "Oh!"

Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?"
John: "No."

Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this."

The next day the same discussiontook place:

Mike: "Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?"
John: "No."

Mike: "He is the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night courses you would know this."

The next day, once again:

Mike: "And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?"
John: "No."

Mike: "He's the author of "Confessions", if you took night courses you would know this."

Now this time John got irritated and said, "And do you know who Steven Turner is?"

Mike: "No."

John: "He is the guy sleeping with your wife! If you stopped night duties you would know this!"
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