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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter
vacation.
When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some
wood.
When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will
warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes
back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm
them up."
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the
night.
When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are
really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your
*ears* ever get cold?"