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Girl : "Forgive me father for I
have
sinned."
Priest : "What have you done
my
child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of
a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call him
a son of
a bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my
hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he
touches her
hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to
call a man
a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my
breast."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he
touched her
breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to
call him a
son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my
clothes,
father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he
takes off her
clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to
call him a
son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you
know what
into my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he
stuck his you
know what into her you know
where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES
FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to
call him a
son of a bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had
AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A
BITCH!!!"