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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work?
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go
to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
" Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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U only need 2 tools, WD40 & DuctTape
Wont move but should? use WD40
Moves & Shouldnt? use DuctTape
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