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Old 28-09-2007
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An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY instrument you like". Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton.
Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong - can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "play it? - I'm gonna **ck her brains out once I can get her pyjamas off!"
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howdy blanket girl!! :)