BUGGED
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington.
The bride is concerned "What if the place is still bugged?"
The groom says "I'll look for a bug."
He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the
rug
"AHA!"
Under the rug was a disc with four screws.
He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws
them and the disc out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds "How
was your room?", "How was the service?", "How was your stay
at the Watergate Hotel?"
The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?"
The hotel manager says "Well, the room UNDER you complained of the chandelier falling on them."
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