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Old 26-05-2015
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There's this couple doing some yard work and the wife stops to go up and take a shower.
Shortly after the guy is looking for the rake and yells up to his wife, who looks out to the upstairs bathroom window,
"WHERE'S THE RAKE?" he yells
She can't hear him, so he points to his eye [I], points to his
knee [need] and then makes raking motions.
"WHAT?" she yells.
So he goes through the whole routine again.
She nods like she gets it and then points to her eye, squeezes
her left breast, slaps her ass and then rubs her crotch.
Her husband is somewhat confused, but totally aroused, so he
quickly goes in the house, up the stairs, and into the bathroom.
"What did you say?" he asks
She says, "I said: eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
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