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Old 28-02-2012
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Originally Posted by layback40 View Post
See if i got this right!!!

If you cross the north korean border

illegally you get 12 years hard labor.


If you cross the iranian border

illegally you are detained indefinitely.






If you cross the afghan border

illegally, you get shot.






If you cross the saudi arabian border

illegally you will be jailed.





If you cross the chinese border

illegally you may never be heard from again..






If you cross the venezuelan border

illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.





If you cross the cuban border illegally

you will be thrown into political prison to rot.






If you sail illegally into australia you get !!!

A job,
a drivers license,
social security card,
welfare,
credit cards,

subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,

free education,

free health care,
billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language

the right to carry your country's flag while you

protest that you don't get enough respect

and,
in many instances,

you can vote.
Yep,
The most prized border to cross on this earth...... Lifetime care.... Even in the land of the free, you would only get six months aide to get going along & have to stand on your own feet after that as they say.....................