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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with Picnic Tables, Horseshoe Courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard happy voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of naked young women Skinny-Dipping in his Pond.

He made all the Women aware of his presence and they all rushed and went to the Deep End.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave, you dirty old man"..

The old man frowned, and replied "I didn't come down here to watch you Ladies Swim Naked or make you get out of the Pond Naked..

Holding up his Bucket, he said, "I'm just here to Feed the Alligator"..

Some old men can think fast !!..