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A man finds a bottle and opens it. A genie comes out.

The genie tells him, "By genie law I must give you three wishes, but after thousands of years of being in that bottle, I have become a very angry genie. You will still get your three wishes, but your worst enemy will get twice of whatever you wish."

The man says, "First wish, I want 20 beautiful nymphomaniac women, all totally loyal to me, and willing to serve my every need."

The genie replies, "Granted, but remember, your worst enemy gets twice that."

The man says, "Second wish, I want a house with sex themed rooms, stocked with the best sexual toys in the world."

The genie replies, "Granted, but remember, your worst enemy gets twice that."

The man then says, "Third wish, I want to lose one nut."