Little Sean was sitting in class and his teacher was giving the students an english lesson.
The Teacher says "Today's word is contagious. Can anyone make up a sentence with the word contagious?"
Sally puts her hand up, "Miss, My little brother has the chicken pox and we can't go near him cause they are contagious"
"Very good Sally" the teacher says, "Can anyone else make up a sentence with contagious?"
Billy pipes up in the corner "There are lots of horses getting sick with the flu because its contagious."
"Excellent Billy" says the teacher "Good work. Now can anyone else use the word contagious in a sentence?"
Little Sean, who had recently moved to the school from Dublin, raised his hand.
"Yes Sean," said the teacher "What is your sentence?"
"Well," says Sean in a broad irish accent "The bloke living next door to us is painting his whole front porch with a 2 inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious!"
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