A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde, female
neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it,
looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A
little
later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened
it,
and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the
man
was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to
the
mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled
by
her actions, the man asked her, ?Is something wrong??
To which she replied, ?There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
telling
me I have mail!?
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