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Hot Neighbor

She’s single, she lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway. She knocked on my door . . .

I rushed to open it. She looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I am so hot as Hell! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk and do the 'Dirty' all night long! Are you busy tonight?”

I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free . . . I have no plans at all!”

Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”