An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat Foo Foo.
A fairy appears and says, "I'm here to grant you three wishes."
The old woman says, "I wish I was twenty years old and beautiful again." Poof! She is.
"Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house was a mansion." Poof! Done. "
And now I wish that Foo Foo was the handsomest man ever and deeply in love with me." Poof!
Suddenly she's in the arms of a gorgeous man.
He kisses her and says, "Darling, aren't you sorry you had me fixed?"
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