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Old 26-11-2018
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> A blonde city girl named Amy marries a
> Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows,
> the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to
> impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above
> where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is
> when he gets here, OK?" The rancher leaves for the fields. After a
> while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front
> door. “I came to inseminate the cow,” he said. Amy takes him down
> to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and when Amy sees the
> nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here." The man, assuming
> he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me, lady, 'cause I'm
> dying to know. How would YOU know that this is the right cow to be
> bred?" "That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its
> stall," she explains very confidently.
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> Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the
> nail for?"

> The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her
> shoulder, “I guess it’s to hang your pants on,” she replied.
>
> (It's nice to see a blonde winning...once in awhile.)
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