My girlfriend thinks that I'm stalking her. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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If you are looking for a job…go to a place called Jeopardy. Read in the paper yesterday that there are over 800 jobs in Jeopardy.
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I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, “You have been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
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