Barry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the fucking Hell have you been"..???
Barry replies "I was out getting a Tattoo"..??
"A Tattoo"..??? she frowned. "What kind of Tattoo did you get".??
"I got a Tattoo of a Hundred Dollar Bill on my Knob" he said proudly.
"What the Hell were you thinking"?.?? she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on Earth would you get a Hundred Dollar Bill Tattooed on your Knob"..???
"Well, 4 Reasons - One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and Blow a Hundred Bucks anytime you want."
If you wish to visit.
Barry is in the Royal Brisbane Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233
