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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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"Can you get some bleach and some washing powder whilst you're out?" My wife asked.
"Can you not wait until you've opened your birthday presents?" I replied.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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Women are very strange creatures. They love lingerie and they love car boot sales. Yet when I buy my wife some lingerie from the car boot sale for her birthday I suddenly turn into a useless, thoughtless bastard
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10-06-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,854 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Once again, my wife has left so little petrol in the car that I can only get as far as the pub. It's enough to drive me to drink!!.. 
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11-06-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,854 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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I treated the wife to one of those 'fish pedicures' and I must say I was very pleased with the result.Those piranhas don't fuck about!
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11-06-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,854 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,616
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I don’t get why women brag about multi-tasking.. There’s nothing cool about doing three things wrong at once.😂😜
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11-06-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,854 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,616
Liked 6,584 Times in 4,359 Posts
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I phoned my wife last night and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home !!!!!
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I thinks she still regrets letting me name the twins !!!!!!!!
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11-06-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,854 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,616
Liked 6,584 Times in 4,359 Posts
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9 out of 10 men keep their eyes closed during sex.
I have to keep mine open to look out for the wife
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