Roses are red, violets are glorious, never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.
Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!
Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.
And the Oscar goes to.... Jail
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.
Footprints.
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released... Bam! President of South Africa. That's how it works over there, right?
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"
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