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SwampDigger
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Location: Blue mountains, West of Hell
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LOL.
From User Friendly, a webcomic about the staff of a Canadian ISP...
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Jeeps: Lego for grownups!
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27-06-2013
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Location: Northern Victoria
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Originally Posted by bruggz351
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Why doesnt 6 show in your original post?
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28-06-2013
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from." The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what are you doing then?" He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,' Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?
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28-06-2013
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DetroitDemon
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Casino
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Quote:
Originally Posted by layback40
Why doesnt 6 show in your original post?
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Dunno. It did when I previewed it...
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DetroitDemon
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Casino
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The Haircut
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son,
"You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.
Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said,
"Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible,
but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said,
"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that:-
Samson had long hair,
John the Baptist had long hair,
Moses had long hair,
and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
(You're going to love the Dad's reply!)
"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
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28-06-2013
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DetroitDemon
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Casino
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar……
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:
"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes .... How did you figure that out?" "Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" The girl replies:....
"Didn't feel a thing."
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Senior Newbie
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Join Date: May 2013
Location: Melbourne, VIC
Age: 45
Posts: 59 What Jeep do I drive?: KK
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How tuff are Aussie blokes?
A South African, American, Frenchman and a Zimbabwean on top of the Eiffel Tower.
The American throws a load of money off the top.
"Why did you do that?" ask the others.
"We have so much money in the States I can afford to do it." says the American.
"Ok" says the Frenchman and throws a bottle of champagne off the top, saying:
"We have so much champagne in France I can afford to do it"
The Zimbabwean looks at the South African and says "Don't you f***ing dare!"
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