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24-07-2013
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex. “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, “Why are there three in this package.”
The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men.” the dad answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy. “Then who uses these?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”
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25-07-2013
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DetroitDemon
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Casino
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Thought you would enjoy this educational moment.
Can you name this strange old tool?
Do you know what it is?
Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit (1750s – 1810s).
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims.
A rectal tube inserted into the a-nus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration. Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.”
As you are most likely aware, this odd tool is still heavily used by all levels of government.
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25-07-2013
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Full Flexer
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Just north of Melbourne, Vic
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How tuff are Aussie blokes?
Cleaning kit for a very old silver plate camera
Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2
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26-07-2013
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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Did You Know...
A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
“ I am.” Is the shortest complete sentence in the English Language.
8% of people have an extra rib.
Australia is the only continent with no active volcanoes.
The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English alphabet.
A group of Rhinos is called a crash.
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27-07-2013
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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28-07-2013
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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One day the zookeeper noticed that the monkey was reading two books--the Bible and Darwin's "The Origin of Species."
In surprise, he asked the monkey, "Why are you reading both those books?"
"Well," said the monkey, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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29-07-2013
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SwampDigger
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Blue mountains, West of Hell
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Just for the record, a duck's quack does echo, but as it is acoustically identical to the original sound, it is almost impossible to tell without suitable audio equipment.
Thanks you Mythbusters! Does a Duck's Quack Echo?
On a completely unrelated note...
And check the flex on this strange vehicle that has a badge showing a uterus & ovaries? 
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