Need Help -ideas for an embarrassing sign at the airport

[tomzilla]

Well I went with the NOT GUILTY sign - pretty funny. they were embarrassed but it got a bit awkward when security came out of the secure zone email with a philipino woman to get a family member - she was being charged with bringing something illegal into the country

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[ozjeepster]

Thats not awkward thats Gold haha

OIIIIIIIO

[rainman]

if you want to really up the anti on their way home:
Slip a dildo with a knitting needle taped to it in to the carry on.
Needle comes up on the X-ray then..............IS THIS YOURS?

[DirtyDave]

Originally Posted by Freetripper

How bout "Australia's Premium BDSM Club is honoured to meet Master Jarrod and Mistress Manja" .... should get some weird glances

"Dr says I need a backiotomy!"

This one! You have to do this one. And yeah, you'd definitely make some new friends with that sign. They'd probably invite you to hang out later though.

[humdingerslammer]

Originally Posted by tomzilla

Well I went with the NOT GUILTY sign - pretty funny. they were embarrassed but it got a bit awkward when security came out of the secure zone email with a philipino woman to get a family member - she was being charged with bringing something illegal into the country

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Re this whole post, I know that friends come in all sorts of guises and I am not sure of the type of friend you might be. If you or someone else did the same or similar to me, I would sue them for defamation... I would make sure that my partner did, too.

Jokes can be taken a little too far at times and this sort of "joke" sucks, absolutely.

Put the shoe on your foot. How would u feel? What respect would you have (or do have) for your partner? Perhaps I have old timer values?

[tomzilla]

Haha there's always one. Thanks for being the 1%

[tomzilla]

Shoe on the other foot by the way - this is in retaliation to him doing the exact same thing to me. And I'd say if to you're the type of person who would sue for defamation you're probably not the person I'd be friends with.