How tuff are Aussie blokes?

[bruggz351]

Originally Posted by layback40

More Weird Stuff about Australia.


88. Captain James Cook first landed on Australia’s east coast in 1770. In 1788, the British returned with eleven ships to establish a penal colony. Within days of The First Fleet’s arrival and the raising of the British flag, two French ships arrived, just too late to claim Australia for France.

trop tard pour que France

[layback40]

A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He said in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice".

[Banshee]

Originally Posted by bruggz351

trop tard pour que France

That's why there's that suburb just north of Botany Bay called La Perouse. After the Captain who "missed it by that much."

[layback40]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

[layback40]

Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.

Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her.

Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned.

"Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.

Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun.

Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?"

She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

[anthonygubbin]

Originally Posted by layback40

Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.

Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her.

Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned.

"Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.

Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun.

Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?"


She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

I get the punch line its about oral but is there a bit missing? "before she sits in it"?

Regards A

[Jeff]

Originally Posted by anthonygubbin

I get the punch line its about oral but is there a bit missing? "before she sits in it"?

Regards A

It's an oral and arse joke...