I reckon get some old jelly bean rims.. make sure they are deep dish.
dump it as low as you can in the front and leave it slightly raised in the ass..
(kinda like your presenting yourself to a possible mate) then get one of those huge
hot chicken roll warmers but not comming out the rear.. get it to run along the sill
and dont forget the disco ball. and shag carpeting
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