January 2015 Rant

[JeepCJ]

Originally Posted by Richard buttocks

This is the rant area?
F**KING INTERNET
Drops out constantly
So my phone data goes over
Already used 60% of 1gb this month...
********ing floptus wont do shit
Looking on google telstra charge loads to look at it and then fix

Might have a look at the house end myself first

I HATE paying for something im not getting.

I feel for you Richard,

I was with F---stra business account forever and put up with being screwed for years then we shifted home based business 3km's up the road and then we are in a different exchange so had to get a new phone number and because there wasn't data lines available at the time so no INTERNET, solution use Mobile 3G less capacity dropping in &out at a higher cost & down to 8gb.......Used Vodafail for years but because of the move reception wasn't as good so half way thru a phone call it drops out Grrr.......changed mobiles to F---stra, cost goes thru the roof Grrr......Now retired, dumped F---stra, disco'd landline, using Amaysim on Floptus network and get unlimited calls to landlines, mobiles any network + 5gb data amazing reception for less than 1/20th the cost.........Moral of the story, when you feeling like your being screwed over there's always someone else who wants to screw you even harder

[layback40]

Originally Posted by bruggz351

Money.

Sent from my HTC_PN071 using Aussie Jeep Offroad mobile app

Once had a girl say to me that its amassing how hansom a guy becomes when he has a wallet full of $100 bills.

its a bit like beer goggles for females.
trick is to have them think you a rolling in $$$$ when you havent 20c to your name.

[Tyvokka]

Originally Posted by anthonygubbin

On another note.....How do these blokes that are clearly not stud material pick up these hot as chicks? Just noticed a fair few average Joes around Launi lately with super spunk women hanging off them

Regards A

They have a sizable deck.

You Tube

[COFFMAN]

Originally Posted by anthonygubbin

On another note.....How do these blokes that are clearly not stud material pick up these hot as chicks? Just noticed a fair few average Joes around Launi lately with super spunk women hanging off them

Regards A

So what are you saying mate ... Your a good looking rooster ....Give us a shout if ya wana lend me stick....

[LeighP]

Its easier in the US, where all the money looks the same....pull out a wad of bills ($1's) with a couple of $100's on the top.....looks the part for the ladies, lol.

[layback40]

I guess AG, you need to put a sock in your jocks & stop telling girls how poor you are!
If they're a nurse, you cold ask them what they know about pen!s size reduction surgery.

[layback40]

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"