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Just a thought.....If bar tenders aren't allowed to sell .
Alcohol to drunks.
Then Mc.Donalds shouldn't .
Be allowed to sell food to fat people.
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Originally Posted by layback40
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Thank God for that!
And all these years I have been thinking I must have some black African hidden in my ancestry somewhere! 
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When I found out that sp3rm banks pay for donations, I realised I had let a fortune slip through my fingers ......
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Originally Posted by Wazza D
Thank God for that!
And all these years I have been thinking I must have some black African hidden in my ancestry somewhere! |
Or are you getting cm & inches mixed up?   
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Oh. .......yeah........... 
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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That's a good piece of fir." "Correct, says the manager, now try this one." "That's a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.
With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, your'e trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the shit house door off a tuna boat!"
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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"F##k me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
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