The difference between JK owners.......And real Jeepers
Ha, you beat me to it Ian.
JK How do you connect the U-connect Bluetooth?
TJ How do you what, with the blueteeth?
JK Oh dear, my dashboard has scratches....
TJ Sweet, check out my new scratches I got wheelin!
JK How does one utilise the MYGIG feature?
TJ The best Gig I ever got smashed at was AC DC!
JK Errr.. whine, piss, moan.... my roof leaks...
TJ Roof leaks? that's why the have floor drain plugs.
JK Oh golly, my door hinges are rusty....who do I sue?
TJ Pffft... who needs doors!
JK I've waited six months for my new Jeep, now I'm going to whinge untill I get it!
TJ I have to wait a couple of months for my new custom driveshafts. Yeah, can't wait to get them woo hoo!
JK My ESP wont turn off, who do I sue?
TJ What?, is that like a new Disconnect brand?
JK I shant be cutting my plastic bumper to fit recovery points, it's a new vehicle damm it!
TJ Real Jeeps come with places to mount recovery points, if not get out the oxy and welder!
JK Outrageous! only one Latte holder. Who do I sue!
TJ Sweet! two beer/rum holders, and a centre console you can turn into an esky! who do I thank!
Heaps more, but I'm bored already.........
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