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My 17 year old son won $21 million on the lottery recently.I was so happy for him but when I rang to congratulate him he didn't want anything to do with me.
His foster parents must of raised him to be a right prick.
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23-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Last year i hid a 20c in the Christmas cake,without knowing my wife ate it and almost choked to death...This year i'm going to use a $2coin instead.
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23-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye. "You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you'll ruin what's left of your liver completely."
"******** off, Doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round. Get the beers in, you tight c#nt."
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23-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,854 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Nipple Nipple Little Star
Can I f@rk U in My Car
Up above Ur Boobs So High
Always milky Never dry
Let Me Press it
Don't feel Shy
Open Ur Panty
Let Me Try.
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23-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,854 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,616
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A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It's smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the f@rk...,
I'll treat her!"
So, they walked past it again!!.
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23-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,854 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,616
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Two priests are out driving one day.
When they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters"
The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;
"Alright officer, we'll do it"...
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23-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,854 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,616
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My ten year old son just asked me what were the 80's like.
So I turned the Wi-Fi off and took away his smart phone!!..
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