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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Do this test to see if u have a gay streak. Do it quickly and go on your first answer..............
1) Think of a country beginning with D.
2) Take the second letter of that country and think of an animal
.3) Think of the colour of that animal.
As long as you weren't thinking of a grey elephant from Denmark, your straight!!..
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23-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,887 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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I said to my mate, "I can remember the first time I visited Liverpool, I found it so very hard to leave."
He said, "Did you fall in love with the birth place of "The Beatles", the people and it's music, the culture, the beauty of the waterfront..?"
I said, "No, I had my fuking car stolen."
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23-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,887 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Never vacuum the floor while listening to music with headphones on.
I just finished the entire house and realized the vacuum wasn't even on!!..
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23-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,887 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Firemen have just rescued a man with his penis stuck in a condom machine. They asked him what happened and he said "The sign says, insert £2 and push knob in!!..
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23-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,887 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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The Olympic Flag now has only 4 rings: Green, blue, red and black.
The Greeks had to pawn the gold one!!..
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23-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,887 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub.
Weirdly, it's a two hour walk from the pub to my house.
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23-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,887 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,640
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After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old
Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.
In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it.
Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image
staring back at him.
'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of my Fadder.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed.
So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch
he's running around with.'
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