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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Paddy goes into a Dublin florist shop and says
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> "Good afternoon, I'd like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend please.
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> The florist looks at him and replies,
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> "Certainly sir, what is it you're after?"
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> "A f##k" says Paddy.
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28-08-2012
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South Africa they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
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30-08-2012
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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After over 16,000 views in under 7 months, its clear that every one likes a joke thread.
To help out the new AusChrysler site, all new jokes will be posted over there on that sites joke thread.
So please take a look at ;
http://www.auschrysler.com/forums/showthread.php?p=598#
While you are there, please take a look around, sign up & let every one know anything you wish to post over there.
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31-08-2012
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Banned
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Join Date: May 2012
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Big Gay Jase goes to see his Dr to get his test results. Dr says, "Sorry Big Gay Jase but you've got Aids!" Big Gay Jase is devastated & asks what to do. Dr says," Go home and eat a sausage, a cabbage, 20 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, a tin of baked beans, a box of All Bran & a gallon of prune juice." Big Gay Jase asks, "Will this cure me?" B says, "No,but it'll give you a better understanding of what your arse is for."
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31-08-2012
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RubiconSlammer
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[quote=layback40;1312402] all new jokes will be posted over there on that sites joke thread.
So please take a look at ;
http://www.auschrysler.com/forums/showthread.php?p=598#
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This sucks!!!!
as Auschrysler site is bloked on the work network.
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31-08-2012
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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[quote=Hunno;1312609]
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Originally Posted by layback40
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Sorry Hunno,
I am just trying to help get Auschrysler up & active.
Wonder why its blocked?
In time, they will all get put up on here.
If you PM me an email addy, I will add you to my forward list & you will get them that way!
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31-08-2012
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RubiconSlammer
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[quote=layback40;1312615]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hunno
Sorry Hunno,
I am just trying to help get Auschrysler up & active.
Wonder why its blocked?
In time, they will all get put up on here.
If you PM me an email addy, I will add you to my forward list & you will get them that way!
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Pm'd,
It's just work has blocked all forums, some how this one has slipped through.
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