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A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks, "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey.
Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Got a job interview today
$17.00 per hour going up to $35.00 per hour after 3 months
the guy asked me when could i start
i said after 3 months!!..
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15-08-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her knickers but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No madam, leave your underwear on .. Just stick out your tongue!!..
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15-08-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,873 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Did my first proper stand up gig last night.
It was a charity event for people with osteoporosis . it went well
I'd only been on stage 5 minutes and the audience were cracking up!!..
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15-08-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,873 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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An old woman was asked, at your ripe age, what would you prefer to get, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" The wise lady answered, "Definitely Parkinson's ~ better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle.
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15-08-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,873 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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I was walking down a country lane yesterday, and i saw this guy having sex with a sheep and did not know what to say so i said "Are you shearing"? He said "No get your own"! 
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15-08-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,873 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,627
Liked 6,590 Times in 4,361 Posts
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I walked into the library and said
"I'm doing some DIY, do you have any books on shelves?"
The librarian whispered
"F@rk off!!..
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