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They joined for many reasons, to march, to sail, to fly,they went where they were posted but nobody joins to die.Their leaders talk on TV what else could we have done?But those leaders lost no daughters and none has lost a son.So here's to all our soldiers wherever they may be.... and heres to all their families, i raise a glass to thee.....Wear your Poppy with Pride
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I already did !
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Dad, on my way home from school, I saw Santa beating up a Muslim. Well son, I don't know what to say to you. I'm shocked. So am I dad, I only posted the letter yesterday.
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Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

"I was out getting a tattoo," Fred replied.

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow," said Fred.

"Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

"Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

"And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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A lesson in Karma.......
To this day, the guy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.

On the plus side, the McDonald's he works in is close to my mansion.
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Last year I joined a group for antisocial people
Not one single f@rker has been in touch
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I was at the police station.
"OK, you get one phone call." the cop told me.
So I called 999.
"Hello, this is 999, what is your emergency?"
"Yeah...a bunch of pricks are holding me hostage.
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